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Sunday, December 12, 2010

55 in series

Just now I realised that 55 is basically 10 x 11 / 2, which is, again,
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 + 10.

How about a story, then?
The decreasing saga
"Oh Sir, please push harder, deeper, faster, further inside now!"
"Oh Sir, please push harder, deeper, faster, further inside!"
"Oh Sir, please push harder, deeper, faster, further!"
"Oh Sir, please push harder, deeper, faster!"
"Oh Sir, please push harder, deeper!"
"Oh Sir, please push harder!"
"Oh Sir, please push!"
"Oh Sir, please!"
"Oh Sir!"
"Oh!"
...
...


But then, 
55 is also
7 + 6 + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7, isn't it?
So let's create
The bimodal saga
"Oh Sir, please push further inside now!"
"Oh Sir, please push further inside!"
"Oh Sir, please push further!"
"Oh Sir, please push!"
"Oh Sir, please!"
"Oh Sir!"
"Oh!"
"Oh Sir!"
"Oh Sir, please!"
"Oh Sir, please, outside!"
"Oh Sir, please, outside, now!"
"Oh Sir, please, outside, now, otherwise..."
 "Oh Sir, please, outside, now, otherwise... God!"

13 comments:

  1. I want to hit ghyam multiple times. it is simply OUTSTANDING..... BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT.......
    you are GOD, YOU ROCK \m/

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  2. The bimodal is innovative. The decreasing sequence has been around for a while. In fact in the early years, 2005, my be, Aniruddha Gupta (gamemaster g9) actually wrote it with Samit Basu (the very famous sci-fi fantasy writer, who used to be in my Presi class) as the subject. And boy did we laugh!

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  3. And of course everyone is cracking up now once again !! The Ohs linger for a long time after !!

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  4. BWWAHHHAAAAA...
    you made my day,er,night.
    wat the hell you feedin on?

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  5. "in" and "out" of lust
    stat analyst,did you say?:)

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  6. There have been emails and comments pouring in, mentioning that they have seen the decreasing series before. Well, I understand it has happened before, but, well, as far as I am concerned, it was an original one.

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  7. Idea is good... But I reckon-
    i) In the decreasing saga the decrease could happen from the start too..:P

    ii) It should be multi-modal instead of bimodal. :P

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